It's going to be awkward when Trump loses and everyone still hates each other.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) October 19, 2019

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#archivepix (saved 11 Nov 2013) pic.twitter.com/LM6yaqAbqi

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) August 20, 2019

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Daughter's fox pic.twitter.com/JcCDcJbBs5

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) June 25, 2019

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#archivepix (saved 2 May 2013) pic.twitter.com/gg6tfppGRQ

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) June 4, 2019

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Working at an agency, sometimes I wonder which of our employees switched their identity with a dead Lieutenant during the Korean War.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) May 30, 2019

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My son was briefly incredibly interested in web browser cookies, until I explained them.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) May 17, 2019

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Looks like we pushed nature too far. pic.twitter.com/vG3UdIRHIx

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) March 31, 2019

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#archivepix (saved 4 Dec 2012) pic.twitter.com/uloHOBTHBo

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) January 29, 2019

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You can make anything dystopian by putting a brand in front of it and adding a trademark to the end.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) January 23, 2019

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#archivepix (saved 16 Sep 2012) pic.twitter.com/uulY27tjNT

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) December 22, 2018

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