That little shithead Baby Yoda did nothing to prevent this

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) April 2, 2020

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on: April 01, 2020 at 09:05PM

My son Tumberwell invited 32 classmates to a pizza party. Over 3 trillion children showed up and their combined, super-dense mass caused spacetime around the pizza restaurant to collapse into a new black hole

— pixelated (something halloween-related) (@pixelatedboat) October 23, 2018

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on: October 22, 2018 at 10:40PM

Trump isn’t taking this well pic.twitter.com/7SvYOSdpp3

— beloved comedy institution “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) August 21, 2018

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on: August 21, 2018 at 06:33PM

pic.twitter.com/ORUnEGZq6p

— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) June 11, 2018

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on: June 11, 2018 at 08:32PM

One of the best things to ever happen on twitter https://t.co/9XI3Y5cYXG

— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) April 24, 2018

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on: April 23, 2018 at 10:03PM

Donkey Kong pic.twitter.com/HnTrBqBCOx

— pixelated boat [ASMR] binaural ~4 hours~ (@pixelatedboat) April 8, 2018

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on: April 07, 2018 at 10:24PM